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Simple Squares Coffee Organic Snack Bar

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This tastes nothing like coffee. But despite that failure in labeling, it is delicious. Nuts. Honey. Tasty. Highly recommended, though I don't know the price.

Deja poop score: 8 out of 10. I'll be seeing you again soon, in a more cylindrical shape.

Product info:
http://shop.simplesquares.com/coffee/

Health Warrior Coconut Chia Bar

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I had one bite of this thing at 7:45 a.m. It's now 9:15 and I'm still picking goddamn chia seeds out of my teeth. It also tastes nothing like coconut. What a hateful snack.

Deja Poop Score: 3/10. The color matches up with the first solid post-food-poisoning plop, but you'd have to have been munching nuts during recovery.