Flax4Life Flax Snacking Granola, Chunky Chocolate


Delicious. Chocolaty, great bite and texture, no weird dirty hippie flavors lingering afterward or hiding behind the chocolate. I'm actually getting through the whole bag, albeit slowly, because 1/2 a cup has 220 calories.

Deja poop score: 9 out of 10. These are identical to the old, dried out dog turds I pick up in my yard on a regular basis.

Product info:
http://www.godairyfree.org/product-reviews/flax4life-flax-snacking-granola

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