Zing Dark Chocolate Coconut Nutrition Bar
I appreciate that this Zing company doesn't bullshit you on serving size to make the nutrition facts label look good. They also say it's vegan, organic ingredients, blah blah blah I eat meat and I regularly inhale tetrachloroethylene so I don't give a shit.
This bar smells like chocolate and chews like coconut plus a little crunch, so it's truth in advertising. It has all the hallmarks of a candy bar, but unlike some liars parading junk food as hippie goodness, this actually looks hippie legit. It's a bit of grainy as you chew, but it's tasty as hell, so I'll forgive that for the fact that it's got as much protein and more fiber compared to a protein bar that leaves chia seeds stuck in your teeth all goddamn day.
Seriously, this thing is pretty good. Would eat again.
Deja Poop Score: 4/10. Standard chocolate bar resemblance, but not significantly turdlike.
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