Moonshot Sour Apple Premium Energy Drink
Dirty Hippie Red Bull has 25% more sugar than a can of Coke, but it's somehow healthier because it's cane sugar and not corn syrup? (Red Bull uses beet sugar, in slightly lower quantity than Moonshot.) Anyway, this particular flavor tastes like sour apple Jolly Ranchers dissolved in Red Bull, which means it's too candy-sweet and too candy-sour at the same time. Deja poop score: 0, obviously. Deja urine score: Miller 64. It comes out the same, only less carbonated. Product info: http://www.moonshotenergy.com/sour-apple-premium-crafted-energy/