Dirty Hippie Snacks

The color of pressed baby shit, the flavor of dry dog food. Seriously, I ate dog food once as a kid. A lot of it. That memory came rushing back when I took a bite. Product info: http://www.greensplus.com/plusbar-protein-natural/

These chocolate flavored organic protein bars always always always look like a flattened turd. Who's market testing this shit? Product info: http://organicfoodbar.com/products/organic-food-bartm-68g/belgium-chocolate-chip/