Gem City Fine Foods Marble Brownie
My wife suggested heating this thing in the microwave for 20-25 seconds. I did. Once warm, it fell apart the moment I touched it. Naturally, this made it difficult to eat. Any time I tried to pick up a piece that appeared to be a unified hunk of brownie, I was grossly disappointed as it crumbled apart between my fingers.
It held together a little better after it cooled, but the damage was done. It was moist in a disconcerting way.
This brownie is very rich, and the marbled caramel section is tasty. Shame that it has that grainy texture typical of gluten-free cakes.
Gluten holds shit together. Keep your gluten, people. If you're gonna sacrifice your desserts to the health food gods, go all the way. Eat some fucking kale.
It's a goddamned dessert. It's not supposed to be good for you, and this thing, even without gluten, is no exception.
Deja Poop Score 9/10. It's called a "brownie" for a reason. Hopefully yours aren't rectangular.
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