Homemade Tofu Chocolate Mousse


I don't know what the hell silken tofu is. I know it makes for a tart chocolate pudding when blended with chocolate chips and agave.

It also looks like a pile of dogshit diarrhea. I've picked up piles of this out of my neighbors lawns. Or, more accurately, I've used a Dollar Tree plastic bag as a glove and failed to lift most of this retched-smelling brown liquid up from between blades of too-long Saint Augustine grass.

My wife made this. It is delicious. She actually used espresso chocolate chips, so I'm probably a little wired right now. And you know what caffeine does to your bowels.

She also tells me that mousse and pudding are different. Whatever.

You can search the Internet for a recipe or you can improvise your own mix.

Deja Poop Score: 10 out of 10. I'm back, shit lovers.

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