Gopal's Original Brownie


In this case, "tastes much better than it looks" is impossibly hopeless. Also: it doesn't taste good. Deja poop score: Flawless victory (10 out of 10).

Product info:
http://www.gopalshealthfoods.com/product/original-brownie/

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