Iconic Vanilla Bean Protein Drink


Dirty hippies talk about not understanding the names on some product labels. I don't understand what makes this drink "iconic." Or what 20 grams of "grass fed Protein plus Fiber" means. Is there meat in here? Why are protein and fiber capitalized?

Oh, I see. "Grass fed milk protein" is written elsewhere on the bottle. Which begs the question, how do you feed milk?

The vanilla flavor is fine. It's thin like water and leaves a texture in my mouth. Tolerable drink for free. Would not buy.

Product info:
http://drinkiconic.com/

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