World Peas Green Peas and Fava Crisps, Ranch and BBQ Flavors


Here's a series of rabbit turds I can't make my mind up about. The barbeque fava crisps are my favorite, with the crunchiest and most satisfying texture and least-dog-food-like flavor (ask me how I know). All of these have that same undertone, though the fava BBQ masks it the best.

The peas turn into a fine sand after chewing it a while, and that texture lingers in your mouth. As the flavor layer dissolves into your saliva, the pea-sand remains, which is how that dog food flavor rises to the surface.

Disregarding that, I think the ranch is my favorite for initial flavor.

Fun fact: When I was a kid, I lived around the corner from someone with a "Visualize Whirled Peas" bumper sticker on their car. I never met the owner, but I saw it every time I walked to school. I remember reading it a few times until I finally said it out loud and understood.

I'm not sure if I loved puns before then, but it was definitely a satisfying moment when I got the joke.

More satisfying than eating these things.

Deja Poop Score: 3/10. Having housed a rabbit recently, I'll admit these look nothing like rabbit turds. Also: Rabbits are crazy soft. Way softer than they look.

If you're hungry, don't eat rabbit poop. Eat these instead.
http://worldpeassnacks.com/fava-bbq/
http://worldpeassnacks.com/green-peas-bbq/
http://worldpeassnacks.com/green-peas-ranch/

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