Nick's Sticks Grass-Fed Beef Snacks

These sticks hardly look like poop at all. But they are deliciously beefy and salty, somewhere between eating an uncooked hot dog and a stick of cured sausage.

That's meant to be a compliment. Sorry.


You know, two lengthy Meat Dicks Sticks are only 120 calories. They have less fat than a tasty candy bar. I would totally chow on this over other snack choices, and indeed most other meat sticks, in spite of the deja wang. No fiber, but I've never had much trouble with pooping.

The turkey stick is a great alternative: It doesn't look any less like a skinny dick, but it's a lot less fatty.

Deja Poop Score: 0/10.
Deja Dong Score: Flawless Dictory.

Snatch that beef stick at:
http://www.nicks-sticks.com/sticks/beef/