Nick's Sticks Grass-Fed Beef Snacks
These sticks hardly look like poop at all. But they are deliciously beefy and salty, somewhere between eating an uncooked hot dog and a stick of cured sausage.
That's meant to be a compliment. Sorry.
You know, two lengthy Meat
The turkey stick is a great alternative: It doesn't look any less like a skinny dick, but it's a lot less fatty.
Deja Poop Score: 0/10.
Deja Dong Score: Flawless Dictory.
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